At 6:47am a roach fell on my face.
Since I was not awake prior to the incident it took me a moment to realize what was crawling across my forehead. I sleepily swept it off. Then about 3 seconds later I screamed, jumped out of bread and chased the creepy crawler with my shoe and a broom.
At 7:01am I took a deep breath and then thoroughly washed my face to remove as roach residue.
At 7:02am I began my morning routine and subsequently began my day.